Von Iva
July 27th, 2007
Von Iva is a hard piece of double bubble, you know, the gum version of those hip fucking dance bands you absolutely fucking hate, but always end up dancing to. . . The Von Iva's are different because they don't give a fuck about those bands. In fact, i think they just plain don't give a fuck. Through the grape vine I have heard that the singer, Jillian Iva, was accosted by some random douchebag at a concert. Apparently she hides a goddamn knife in her boot and that poor mother fucker got cut up. Drummer Kelly Harris is rumored to knock suckers out. Literally. And keyboardist Becky Kupersmith actually files her nails and coats them in hardened steel, you know, just in case. And the bassist, Elizabeth Davis-Simpson, well, lets just say that bulge in her right stocking ain't there because she's happy to see you. These bitches are tough...just sayin...
July 29th, 2007 at 10:15 PM von iva is playing this saturday - august 4th, 2007 at 12 galaxies. i'll be there.
August 17th, 2007 at 12:49 PM Quick update, Elizabeth left the band last summer so Bex, JI & Kelly are a power trio now. The song streaming is from the band's EP in 2005, so check out the brand new album "Our Own Island". Eye candy, tour dates & press raves at voniva.com. Free downloads at: http://tralalaagency.com/Our_Own_Island.html